If I could live next door to a
celebrity, I’d want it to be someone of reasonable stature. I wouldn’t want to
live next to someone like Beyoncé because she’d have so much press around her.
I wouldn’t want to live near someone who was so famous that there would be
people camping out in my driveway to just to catch a glimpse of the Mr. or Ms.
International superstar. But then again, imagine the bragging rights that would
come with that. Oh yeah, I live next to Beyoncé, no biggie. She and Blue Ivy
come over every once in a while for movie nights. That would be the life. But
logically, I doubt that would happen. All I’d get would be screaming fans
freaking over Beyoncé’s trash or something. Also I wouldn’t want to live next
to someone who would make me feel bad about myself. I mean, just think about
it. I’m hopping in my little 2007 Nissan car and then the thunderous vroom one
of Kylie Jenner’s 23 (it’s actually like 4 or something, but same thing)
Lamborghini sounds. And then she’d probably lift an eyebrow and pout her…lips…
before driving off to Chipotle or something. Damn, that would suck. That is why
you don’t want to live next door to a big named celebrity that flaunts their
wealth everywhere or someone who is too famous, because I’d never live in
peace.
If I had to pick a celebrity, I’d
want to live next to Elon Musk—the dude seems hardcore. The guy is world
famous, although, he doesn’t get much publicity, which is perfect for me. It
would be super beneficial because I wouldn’t have screaming teens on my lawn
and he could help me with physics. Also, Elon Musk seems really nice (like give
me a free Tesla nice) and nice neighbors are my favorite type of neighbors. I remember
I had this one neighbor growing up who would call the police on us for the
stupidest reasons. I think she once did it during the fourth of July for
shooting fireworks. But it wasn’t us shooting fireworks, so she just looked
dumb for making a big deal out of nothing. I doubt Elon would be like that
though. Then again, this is all some type of weird daydream, so who knows what
would happen.
